![]() I was in that glorious land of “just trying to find some shit to get mad at.” I believe this would count as DEFCON This Chick Has Gone Batshit.Įven more annoying is what I found in all his texts: He had only said nice things about me. One night, after I had failed to force him to apologize a 20th time for something that was so important I don’t even remember it now, I angrily searched for my name in his iMessages. My levels of control freakiness had reached a new level of insanity. But with my husband, we have reached DEFCON 1 just once. I’ve heard speeches like this more times than I would care to admit. If there is ever a line to be honored in a relationship, it’s the language articulated once DEFCON 1 is reached - when a boundary is drawn, often with a splash of ultimatum. You think this guy will forget this conversation? If he does, even this dude’s billions can’t help him. When Power Husband finally returns home in the wee hours of the morning, Power Wife tells him: “Don’t ever fucking do that to me again.”ĭamn, Power Wife, damn. The penultimate episode of Showtime’s financial drama Billions (the season finale airs Sunday) features a perfect DEFCON 1 scenario: The obscenely rich Power Husband abandons his obscenely rich Power Wife to spend time carousing with his obscenely rich (and super sexy) Power Mentor. There are DEFCON levels to arguments between couples.ĭEFCON 5: “Don’t forget the milk.” DEFCON 4: “It seems that you keep forgetting the milk.” DEFCON 3: “Dinner is ruined because there is no milk.” DEFCON 2: “I’m seriously concerned about this whole milk situation.” And DEFCON 1: “If you ever forget the milk again, this relationship is over.” ![]()
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